a golfer is driving his rolls royce convertible down a country lane on his way to his golf course and realises he needs petrol.so he pulls into a little petrol station no sooner as he pulls up than a little old man comes out of a hut and says fill her up sir?
as the man is putting the fuel cap back on he spots some 3 inch tees on the passenger seat and enquires "what are they sir?"
the driver says "i use them to rest my balls on when im driving" and the old guy replies "bleedin ell that rolls royce they think of everything!"
