If you want dignity try hockey...

Canadian joke:

"Hey, I was watching the fight the other night and a hockey game broke out!"

At least if a hockey player goes down from a puck to the face or a stick in the eye, there's blood all over the place and you're pretty sure he's not faking!

I mean to watch these millionaire athletes writhing around in "agony" from having their shin kicked... it's pathetic.

On the subject of the Portugal goal. The player's run-up was absolutely illegal. But England didn't help themeseves with all those lousy kicks!