Originally Posted by killer

out golfing one day me ball goes in a bunker, Iwent over to play the ball only to find near me ball was a broken bottle and a Genie,
"oh master he cried you have released me from the bottle for I have been in here for a thousand years, to repay you I will grant you three wishes, but remember what ever I grant you, your wife will receive double, so be carefull "

"well I wouldnt mind a million£ in the bank"
"granted" the genie replied "but remember your wife will have x2million£"

"can I have abig big house in the countryside"
"again your wife will receive one twice as big.

be carefull with your last wish."

ermm I stood there thinking for a while , then I said to the Genie

"could I have a mild heart attack." yeha