LOL - I hear you, Bill. Take a look at my current avatar. It was a short par 3 (~ 130 yards) into a decent headwind. The problem was that the green was surrounded by tall trees - so you couldn't detect the wind that was howling above the treeline. Needless to say, I came up short. That really is my ball, buried into the face of that bunker. I got out, then 3 putted.