Women goes for a golf lesson and it's not going well.

After some thought the pro decides that she is gripping the club far too tightly and tries different ways to get her to change, in the end and in desperation he suggests, "Mrs Jones, just imagine the club is your husbands ahem "manhood""

She swings and the ball launches down the middle of the fairway.

"That's perfect" says the pro, "now try holding the club in your hands"



I'll get my coat