Originally Posted by Robert O' Keeffe

A guy gets up one sat morning to go play in his regular three ball. He goes outside and it is teaming down with rain, and a gale force wind. He decides that he will give it a skip and goes back in the house. Then he goes back to bed and snuggles up to his wife. He says to her " its pouring down and windy" She says " i know, and my stupid husband is gone to the golf course"