12-14-2006, 04:46 PM
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| Member | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Philippines
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| Re: A Golf Joke
The Prime Minister of Israel challenges the Vatican to a golf match.One of the cardinals goes to the pope to inform him.The cardinal says"I think the prime minister is trying to make you look foolish.He knows none of our cardinals play golf." "The Pope say's"then find a good golfer and make him a cardinal.So they approach Jack,and offer him an honoury cardinalship.Being a devout chatholic,he accepted. After the match, Jack phone's the Pope",this is Cardinal Jack Nickalaus your grace.I have some good news,and bad news". "Whats the good news"?.I have never hit the ball so long,hit my irons so close to the pin,i putted like God.It was obviously heaven inspired,a heavenly intervention. "Whats the bad news"?.'I got beat by three shots"Who by" the shocked Pope said" ----"Rabbi Tiger Woods" |