A man is on the first tee waiting to play.The pro comes up and Say's mind if I join you for a few holes."No" said the man who happened to be a Chimney Sweep.The pro drives off on the par 5, 280yds up the middle.The man gets out two rods and brushes and screws them together,bang he hits his ball 350yds up the middle.Next shot gets out a shorter brush, bang straight on the green.
The pro says"I have been a pro here for 20 years I have never seen anyone one this green in two.Whats your handicap"?.
The man shrugs his shoulders and says"Central Heating".