A teacher asks a class of kids what their Fathers did for a living. One said his dad was a policeman, one a train driver, one an engineer and so on. Little Jimmy sat quietly in the corner saying nothing, the teacher asked him "what about your Father Jimmy" Jimmy blushed and said "My dad works in a night club as a pole dancer and sometimes gets paid to go home with women to have sex". The Teacher said to Jimmy "Now that must be a lie Jimmy, what does he do?" Jimmy went even redder and said "He plays cricket for England but I was too embarrassed to say"
