Two avid golfers got married late in life. First guy to a timid quiet girl, second guy to a fitness freak and bodybuilder. Over a drink they decided to lay down the law. Both wives were to be told that the weekends were for the guys and the girls had to do all the household chores. The following week they discussed their progress. First guy says:" on friday I didnt see much, nor on Saturday, but by Sunday everything was fine. Second guy says:" On friday didnt see much, nor on Saturday, but by Sunday, my left eye started to open again!

__________________
"Play to your ability, not your expectation"