Good one Robert!
I may have told this one before but it is one of my favorite Jethro jokes.
Disclaimer:: Anyone of a prudish nature please close this thread immediately!
A guy rings the emergency service and asks for an ambulance.
The operator asks: "What is the problem"
He answers, "I am on a golf course and teed off with a sliced shot that hit a women and she is knocked out unconscious."
Emergency service operator: "Where did the ball hit her"
Golfer: "Between the first and second hole"
Emergency service operator: "Not much room for a bandage then"
