I was driving home down the motorway and pulled into a service station due to the call of nature. I entered the toilet cubicle and while sat there contemplating a voice came from the next cubicle:
"Hello"
I don't normally speak to people in public toilets but he sounded like he needed to speak to someone. I replied " Hello there"
He said " what have you been doing today"
I replied " I have been to a meeting in London"
He said " What are you doing tonight"
I said " Probably going up he pub with a few mates"
He said "I am hanging up the phone as some idiot in the next cubicle keeps answering"
