Crikey - means Christ. I don't use God's name in vein though. Just old school and the reminder with a slap across the face as a kid when I did.

I have a 4 y.o. and a 6 y.o. - I need a drink..... How many more sleeps til Santa comes, I want this I want that......

Ahhhhh - ready to pull my hair out. Loving it though. Just hope Santa spoils me.....

Be good boys...