A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman: "Got any bread"

Barman: "No"

Duck "Got any bread"

Barman "No"

Duck "Got any bread"

Barman "I said no"

Duck "Got any bread"

I just F***ing said NO!

Duck "Got any bread"

Barman "If you ask for bread again I will nail your F***ing beak to the door

Duck "Got any nails"

Barman "No"

Duck "Got any bread"