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The First Useful Golf Book
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line up for your fourth putt.
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough when you hit a Titlelist from the Tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the water when you lie 8 in the Bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 - When to give the Marshall the Finger.
Chapter 6 - Crying and how to Handle it.
Chapter 7 - Proper Excuses for Drinking beer before 10 A.M.
Chapter 8 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
Chapter 9 - How to Find the Ball that Everyone else saw go into the Water.
Chapter 10 - Why your Spouse does not care that you Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 11 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
Chapter 12 - How to Relax when You are hitting three off the Tee.
Chapter 13 - God and the Meaning of The Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 14 - When to Regrip your Ball Retriever.
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Gord
Quote of the month:
"It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification." ~Bruce McCall
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