Just having some fun with it. Sorry if you took it personal. I am 50 and recovering from cancer, I am trying to get back in to shape physically after losing 25 pounds from surgery. I work with weights and the coach swing trainer and fitness machine. It seems to be helping me get my power back but I don't anticipate hitting any greens in two on a par five. If the protein drink helps you that is great. I haven't had much trouble with my joints, I do stretching exercises and that keeps me limber. Keep plugging away and you will get that eagle, if not on a par five maybe on a par four or three.