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Old 09-06-2005, 08:26 PM
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Golf jokes.

If you've hacked your way around the golf course all day, and your feeling a bit low wondering why you ever took up the game in the first place, then maybe a few jokes will cheer you up. Here is a great link that will have you quietly giggling to yourself.

http://www.golfjokes.co.uk/

From the site: -
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If all of the members of a playing group hit truly horrendous drives from the tee of the same hole, they may unanimously agree to replay their shots without assessing any strokes or incurring any penalties, but the determination to participate in a joint and several re-tee must not be taken lightly, and the shots that precipitated the decision must be so abominable as to constitute an actual catastrophe, making continued play of the hole a burdensome, time-consuming, or fruitless exercise. However, under no circumstances may this exception be invoked for the purpose of improving upon mediocre but playable shots, or of endeavouring to obtain by repetition a favourable outcome that could not be achieved through skill alone.

Cheers.
Lee.

Last edited by leebev; 09-06-2005 at 08:28 PM. Reason: terrible grammar
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