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Old 09-06-2005, 08:51 PM
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Re: Golf jokes.

Here is my joke page on my website: http://members.shaw.ca/gord962/jokes.htm

One of my favorites:

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas'."

The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went.

Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100.

"What happened?" asked one of the members.

"Well," said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, that jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my crotch and yelled 'Gotcha!'

"Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second 'gotcha'?"
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