These may be old but they made me laugh.


GOLF PHRASES

Bunker Play

·A Princess Grace - should've taken a driver

·A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

·An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

·An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker

Ball Striking

·An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

·A Russell Grant - a fat iron

·A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
·A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
·A Rodney King - over-clubbed

·An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

·A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

·A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

·A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

·A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

·A Robin Cooke - it died on the hill

Putting

·A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

·A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

·A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

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And remember whatever the score enjoy your golf .