Maybe it's a big horse?

Maybe it's a big horse?

i was at old trafford last tuesday shouting all through the match, next day i was a little hoarse!

I'm a Londoner.

Boom Boom

I'm bored.


There were three nuns driving down the road one day when they lost control of their car and plunged off a cliff. They awoke and found themselves standing before the pearly gates.

St. Peter walked toward them and, after greeting them, told them that they would have to answer one question each before they could be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven.

This made the nuns very nervous. They had never heard of this requirement before. Finally, one nun stepped forward and said, "St. Peter, I'm ready for my question."

St. Peter replied, "Your question is: Who was the first man on Earth?"
The nun breathed a huge sigh of relief and said, "Why, it was Adam."
The lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of Heaven opened. It was a cause of great relief to the others.

The second stepped forward without hesitation.
St. Peter said, "And you must tell me who the first woman on Earth was."
Another great sigh of relief, "Eve" the nun replied. The lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of Heaven opened.


The third was brimming with excitement. "I'm ready St. Peter!"
St. Peter said "All right, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The nun was shocked, "My goodness, that's a hard one."


The lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven were opened........

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I firmly believe that we should try to experience all that life affords, except, perhaps, bestiality and of course Morris Dancing.

Nice one Robin. Here is another:

Q: What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

A: Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!