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10-25-2007, 01:54 PM
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| Midget There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached and hurt almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and told him to drop his pants. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right testicle and asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles were still hurting. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around, and discovered he had no pain at all. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel a thing. But, what did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."  |
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