Manchester City

BrianW · #1 (**permalink**) 01-26-2008, 06:57 PM

A burglary was recently committed at Manchester City's football ground and the entire contents of the tropy room were stolen. A Police spokesman said they were on the lookout for a man with a blue carpet in his van

slater170 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-26-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianW

A burglary was recently committed at Manchester City's football ground and the entire contents of the tropy room were stolen. A Police spokesman said they were on the lookout for a man with a blue carpet in his van

apparently there is a major design fault with the stadium of manchester where city play..................

the stands are facing the pitch

BrianW · #3 (**permalink**) 01-26-2008, 09:01 PM

A Manchester United fan dies in his MU shirt. He stands at the gates of heaven and notices St Peter has a Man City scarf on. St Peter says "Clear off no MU fans up here" The guy says but I am a good man, I gave £10 to the starving kids in Africa last week, then I gave another £10 to the homeless and another £10 to the Albanian Orphanages. St peter says "Wait a minute, I will have a word with the boss and see what he says" St Peter comes back 15 minutes later and says "He said here is your £30 back now clear off!"

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