I may have already posted these
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day & repeat for 2 weeks & you'll lose at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returns, she has lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every 3rd day from all the skipping though!"
Two old ladies outside a nursing home smoking when it starts to rain. One lady pulls out a condom, cuts the end & put it over her Cig, continued smoking. Her friend asks, "what’s that?", "A condom so my cig doesn't get wet", "Where did you get it?", "You get them at a drug store". Next day her friend goes to a store, asks the pharmacist for condoms, surprised he looks at her strangely as she is well over 80 yrs old, but asks her what brand? "Doesn't matter, as long as it fits a camel" the pharmacist fainted!
Last edited by radar1; 10-10-2011 at 04:32 AM.
Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do and what your nerve will let you do
A man walks into a pharmacy run by two elderly spinster sisters. He asks if they can give him something for a permanent errection. The sister at the counter says "Wait a minute while I consult with my sister" After five minutes she comes back and says "We can give you $50,000 a year, a company car and 25% of the business"
Last edited by BrianW; 10-10-2011 at 10:09 PM.
Best Regards
Brian
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Funny o'l game!
Good one Brian!
Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do and what your nerve will let you do
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