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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

11. Remember to always get permission to play the back nine.

12. No matter what, once you start playing ... make sure you finish.

13. No matter how bad you are at it, enjoy the time. Enjoyment is the key factor.

14: I didn't realize I was on the wrong hole until it was too late!
15: "Golf is like sex: Once you're done, you always feel you should have scored a little better."

16. So??? How long is your shaft???

17. I lost my ball in that bush.

18. Damn, this course smells like rank ass
(played somewhere recently that the whole place really really smelled)

19. Damn rimmed it out

20. Can I play with your balls?

LMAO Toyotajon, that last one is really funny..

21 Good Lenght!!!

22/ You're plugged