the Bee sting joke

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee."

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole" she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."


come on folks brighten up this wet uk monday morn.
post a pun

or how about this one


An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says," For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?"

She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.

"Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?"

She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any."

The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!"

keep em comming folks

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A little bit of music hall (burlesque?) as told to me by my son.

"I say I say I say, what's the difference between John Prescott and MFI?"

"I don't know, what is the difference between John Prescott and MFI?"

"There is no difference"

"There is no difference !!!???"

"No. With both of them a couple of screws in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart"

Thank you - I'm here all week!

like that 1. i will take it