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Old 08-30-2007, 10:47 PM
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can you read this?

Only great minds can read this
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>>This is weird, but interesting!
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>>fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
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>>Cna yu o raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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>>i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg..
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>>phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
>>Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
>>olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
>>pclae.
>>The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
>>Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
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>>wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was
>>ipmorantt!

3slilks glof rkcos!
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:51 PM
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Re: can you read this?

hi slater
i find that amazing or soulhd i sya aazmnig.
bill
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hi slater
i find that amazing or soulhd i sya aazmnig.
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:20 PM
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haha, i love it. thanks for that. cuz my spelling and typing is terrible, this just ggoes to show me that it doesnt; matter other than looking professional or w/e.
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Re: can you read this?

Pretty cool, I could read it at normal speed. The human brain is an increadible thing. I have a degree in neuroscience and there are so many instances of how the brain works that blow your mind (pardon the pun).
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OK so the Human Race is genious...........

So why is hitting a stupid little white ball so hard.......???????

Whats up with my brain, hit the dam thing...!!!

3 sllisk rleus............X
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I went shopping for a pair of camouflage trousers yesterday.

Couldn't find any.
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Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.
Phil: - 'Scuse me. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Phil: - Er... mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Phil: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?
Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house, built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?
Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not m*sturbate very often?
Phil: - Me? Never.
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Phil: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.
Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Eric: - What's that then?
Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Eric: - Nope.
Phil: - Well then, you're a w*nker.
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Re: can you read this?

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Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.
Phil: - 'Scuse me. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Phil: - Er... mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Phil: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?
Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house, built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?
Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not m*sturbate very often?
Phil: - Me? Never.
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Phil: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.
Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Eric: - What's that then?
Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Eric: - Nope.
Phil: - Well then, you're a w*nker.
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