woolworths

A man was in a long queue at his local Woolworths. As he got to the till he
realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if
she could have some brought up to the till.

She asked, "What size Condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him and called over the Intercom, "One box of large condoms, Till 5."

The next man in the queue thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
cashier that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if
she could have some brought to the till for him

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers.He did. She gave him a quick feel,
picked up the intercom and said, "One box of Medium-sized condoms, Till 5"

A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool

He had never had any type of sexual contact with a real live female, so he
thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told Rosie he
needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know

She asked him to drop his trousers and he did. She reached over the
counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...

"Mop and bucket to Till 5"

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cheers slats
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