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Robert O' Keeffe · #1 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 09:45 PM

Two avid golfers got married late in life. First guy to a timid quiet girl, second guy to a fitness freak and bodybuilder. Over a drink they decided to lay down the law. Both wives were to be told that the weekends were for the guys and the girls had to do all the household chores. The following week they discussed their progress. First guy says:" on friday I didnt see much, nor on Saturday, but by Sunday everything was fine. Second guy says:" On friday didnt see much, nor on Saturday, but by Sunday, my left eye started to open again!

BrianW · #2 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 10:35 PM

Good one Robert!

I may have told this one before but it is one of my favorite Jethro jokes.

Disclaimer:: Anyone of a prudish nature please close this thread immediately!

A guy rings the emergency service and asks for an ambulance.

The operator asks: "What is the problem"

He answers, "I am on a golf course and teed off with a sliced shot that hit a women and she is knocked out unconscious."

Emergency service operator: "Where did the ball hit her"

Golfer: "Between the first and second hole"

Emergency service operator: "Not much room for a bandage then"

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