Captain out of range before you Drive!!!!

For gods sake make sure the Club Captain is well out of range before you drive off the tee! As I have found out this can make you very unpopular. It is also a good idea to apologise straight away by stabbing yourself repeatedly in the heart and throwing yourself on a huge fire. Golfbald Greg and the gang keep up the good work, this is without doubt the best golf forum on the web.

Thanx
David