Lowpost,

Remind me not to play a round with you.....

Two ladies talking at the golf club, "excuse me sir are you Burt Entwhistle" he replies "yes I am my dear" one lady says "I was just telling my friend it must have been twenty years ago at the captains lunch, you stipped of to the bone and bent a 9 iron over your erect willy"

ahhh he says " can't do it now.......wrists have gone"


Ian.