Caddying at St Andrews you hear all sorts!

A Heile Gabreselassie/ a Liz Macolgan if your scottish- an ugly little bugger that will run for miles!

"There's some chicken left on that bone"- Leaving a putt just outside gimme range

"Its time to let the big dog eat"- actually heard this watching some 6ft 4 American guy pull his driver out on 16 on the old course and knob it 50 yards down the fairway-lol

And one final thought

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.