What's Cool and Pants

A chance for us all to have a little fun and get out what we love and hate in golf:


Format:

Cool =

Pants =

Enjoy


I should add that "Pants" is used as a Limey-ism for "Uncool" or "Sucks"

I thought it was a riddle. My answer is a chihuahua wearing sunglasses.

Cool: The people you meet and get to chat with - and perhaps have a beer with afterwards

Pants: The four ball ahead who walk to each others ball together, weigh up each putt as if its Augusta at 13+ on the stimp meter and drag a round out to 5 hours plus whilst all the time ignoring the two ball behind.

Cool = The ball bounces out of the trees and into the fairway.

Pants = The ball bounces out of the fairway into the trees

Cool, or maybe Pants, not sure? But funny (No offence Bill )

Cool = Polo shirts that hide a beer belly

Pants = black ankle socks with shorts (Or so my wife tells me)

Cool = Watching a long putt in seemingly in slow motion head towards the hole, then as it gets closer that little bit of excitement inside your belly rumbles, then as it drops that triumphant feeling that carries you on to next tee (if its for a par or birdie anyway).

Pants = 1st tee nerves on a sunny busy competition day as the packed clubhouse balcony is out watching everybody go out. All that goes through your mind is dont let me scuff it off the first tee.

Cool: Hitting 2 great shots to hit a Par 5 green in 2 and finding your ball inside 15 feet

Pants: 4 putting for bogey...

Cool: Sexy beer cart girl

Pants: Lip outs (or no beer at all)

Cool: A hole in one.

Pants: The bar bill

Man, ain't that the truth...

There were 20 of us when I got mine and the bar tab cost me $120.00

cool- shooting 36,36 and 37 points in your 1st 3 rounds in spain


pants- scoring 14 points in your 4th and last round in spain mainly by sh*nking the C R A P out of your ball on every other shot!