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05-24-2009, 07:52 AM
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| some more of those golfing terms we know and love . . . . A Richard Hammond - Straight down the middle like a rocket, then veers off into the rough at the last minute. An Adolf - Taking two shots in a bunker. An Arthur Scargill - Great strike, but a poor result. A Rodney King - Over-clubbed. An O.J. Simpson - Shouldn't have, but got away with it. A Condom - Safe, but didn't feel right. An elephant's arse - it's high and it stinks. A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know that I shouldn't be. A Gerry Adams - a provisional. A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer. A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't. A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole, but all may not be what it seems. A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole. Does your husband play ? for when a man hits a short tee shot. A Cuban - needs one more revolution. A Brazillian - hits the narrow stip down the middle. A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water. A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver. A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver. A Michael Jackson - fading away. An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result. A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it. A Tony Blair - too much spin. A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it, but you can't.  |
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05-24-2009, 07:24 PM
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| Re: some more of those golfing terms we know and love . . . . Oh, and here's another one - a difficult 40 foot undulating putt that stops within 6 inches of the hole will be officially known as a "Jade Goody" because you are just relieved that it's dead. |
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05-25-2009, 11:30 PM
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| Re: some more of those golfing terms we know and love . . . . A 'Son in Law' Not what we were expecting but it will have to do  A 'Sally Gunnel' Ugly but runs well. A 'Paula Radcliffe' Not as ugly as a Sally but runs further. An 'Eva Braun' A pick up in the bunker. |
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05-26-2009, 07:05 AM
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| Re: some more of those golfing terms we know and love . . . . A Homer Simpson - pure luck and you got away with it. |
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