Secret Golf

Her in doors thinks that more than one round a month is an obsession. Or that I dont love her any more, because I would rather play than stand in the rain outside some cloths shop on a Saturday.

I have now amassed a large portfolio of excuses. Ranging from overtime at work to seeing my 92 year old grandmother who couldn't remember if I'd been there or not.

Do you lot have the same problem, over to you.

No comment, she's probably registered on here to spy on me.

Mine thinks when I come home late from the range or a round and it's dark out that something must be going on.

"Where have You been??"
"Oh sure, golfing in the dark??" Hell Yeah.
"Who works at the range??"

But it's just me, my clubs and that little white ball.

I guess I should be concerned if she doesn't care, eh.

I'd be concerned if she suddenly stopped caring about your late night golf adventures!

One of my wife's friends has a husband that plays in three golf leagues a week. Her friend uses these days to meet her lover, who obviously has "other interests!"

You know that spine shattering feeling you get when "her in doors" declares that she borrowed you four wheeled pride and joy to go shopping in. While the dented heap of rubbish she owns is being repaired again.

Well I had such a bomb shell dropped on me tonight when she asked me if my club tought women!!!!

Has anyone got a small boat and some fishing gear for sale?