Quotes, I was just watching Bagger Vance, probably for the 15th time,

and I always like the scene where Will Smith says:


"A man's grip on his club is just like his grip on his world" and
"The rhythm of the game is just like the rhythm of life”,


so I was wondering what other golf quotes are out there that you guys like.

"He's about 230 yards out... it's a 5 iron..." - Bill Murray, Caddyshack

1. "People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you...as far as you know." (Spackler and Webb)

2. "Cinderella boy, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper now about to become the master's champion." (Spackler)

3. "Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?" (Czervic and D`Annunzio)

4. "Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?" (Spackler)

5. "Doodieee! Aw, well don't touch it!" (Little girl at pool and Mrs. Smails)

6. "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think." (Spackler)

7. "He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife." (Czervic)

8. "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Why, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch." (Smails and Webb)

9. "I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish." (Czervic)

10. "Hey Smails! My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!" (Czervic)

11. "Cannonball comin'" (Spackler)

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack said it best


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Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.