my essential tips

Hi All

I've just completed my memoirs on my golfing years and thought you might find the contents interesting:

Chapter1. How to correctly line up your 4th putt
Chapter2 . How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter3. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter4. How to get more distance off your shanks.
Chapter5. When to give your playing partner the finger.
Chapter6. How to use your shadow on the greens to maximise distraction.
Chapter7. When to implement handicap management.
Chapter8. Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 am.
Chapter9. How to relax hitting 3 off the tee.
Chapter10. When to suggest major swing changes to your opponent.

I'm taking orders now - don't be slow its sure to be a best seller

All the best from Australia

Mike

What...no chapter on proper club slinging technique. I have found that when you throw a club it is best to keep your elbow in close and alway fling towards the ball, this speeds up play, as you can pick it up, on your way to what ever trees you just hit it into.