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08-11-2003, 07:16 PM
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| Cinderella boy... outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper about to become Masters champion. Last edited by Blue Jay Golfer : 08-11-2003 at 07:25 PM.  |
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08-11-2003, 07:22 PM
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| You didn't recognize the quote, did you? |
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08-11-2003, 07:28 PM
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| I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. |
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08-11-2003, 09:13 PM
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| So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me.
__________________ I dig chicks who dig chicks. |
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08-11-2003, 09:14 PM
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| And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
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08-12-2003, 05:53 PM
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| It's the official caddyshack thread, man. I think I'm gonna smoke some Northern California Sensemilia and get stoned to the bejeesus belt.  |
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08-13-2003, 03:44 AM
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| License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit--ever. They're like the Viet Cong--Varmint Cong. So you have to lie back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. Click This is my own hybrid. It's a mix between Kentucky Bluegrass and Northern California sensimila. The great thing about this is you can play 36 holes on it and then get smoked to the bejeesus with it. This scene was dueling comedians, there was no script total improve. GolfBald
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08-13-2003, 05:45 PM
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| My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat. |
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08-14-2003, 09:12 PM
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| Guess what DVD I'm getting tonight...  |
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08-14-2003, 10:09 PM
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 Caddy Shack Let us know if there are any exciting extra features on the DVD. |
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08-14-2003, 11:01 PM
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| Ok. Tomorrow at my team's q-round, I'm going to go for the Carl Spackler trademark camoflague boonie hat. What do you think? |
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