Enjoy your golf while you play!! Quote

Lee Trevino

When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced

If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

The beginner

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what ?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great ! so NOW you tell me." said the beginner in a disgusted tone.