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bdbl · #16 (**permalink**) 03-31-2008, 11:15 PM

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brian/robin
you need to get out more!

Ah perhaps the problem though is that we are out...

BrianW · #17 (**permalink**) 03-31-2008, 11:21 PM

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brian/robin
you need to get out more!

Slats, I think you need to

Have not heard a Mother-in-law joke from you for months.

slater170 · #18 (**permalink**) 03-31-2008, 11:26 PM

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Slats, I think you need to

Have not heard a Mother-in-law joke from you for months.

I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she on her make up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yoghurt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes.

BrianW · #19 (**permalink**) 03-31-2008, 11:28 PM

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Did you get it on Higher Perches?

Did I tell you the one about the Samurai with a stiff Fujikura shaft?

He took two Viagra a day. One in the evening to stop him rolling out of bed and one in the morning to stop him peeing on his slippers.

BrianW · #20 (**permalink**) 03-31-2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by slater170

I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she on her make up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yoghurt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes.

Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my MIL's door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

The worse things about her are her faces.

Last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

daviesec · #21 (**permalink**) 04-01-2008, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by slater170

I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she on her make up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yoghurt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes.

To start with I didn't say a word to mine for nearly 8 months. It wasn’t that we didn't get on. It’s just I thought it was rude to interrupt.

bdbl · #22 (**permalink**) 04-01-2008, 03:42 PM

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Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my MIL's door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

The worse things about her are her faces.

Last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

Ah yes, a Freudian Slit, when you say one thing when you are thinking of your mother.

BrianW · #23 (**permalink**) 04-01-2008, 04:05 PM

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Ah yes, a Freudian Slit, when you say one thing when you are thinking of your mother.

A Freudian what?

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