How do you call that shot?

Do you have any "cool" ways to name those "not so good" shot that you make? Have you heard anyone using them?

Here's couple of my favourites that I use to make golf more fun!

Worm Burner - A drive that runs all the way on the ground...

Condom Shot - A shot that didnt feel good but worked pretty well!

Sheila, the nanny - Looked ugly but it works!

Girlfriend - Looked pretty good, but doesnt go too far...

Your turn...

Paula Radcliff: a shot that looks like it will run, but stops quickly

Caddying at St Andrews you hear all sorts!

A Heile Gabreselassie/ a Liz Macolgan if your scottish- an ugly little bugger that will run for miles!

"There's some chicken left on that bone"- Leaving a putt just outside gimme range

"Its time to let the big dog eat"- actually heard this watching some 6ft 4 American guy pull his driver out on 16 on the old course and knob it 50 yards down the fairway-lol

And one final thought

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

Hosel Rocket - for any low flying shank.

Iraqi - for any shot headed to play in the sand.

SCUD - any shot that's waaaaay off target, after aligning properly.

Horseshoe - any shot that was headed OB, but caught a bounced and ended up in play.

Arthur Scargill - Good strike but ends badly.

Sally Gunnell - Good runner but dog ugly.

Blue on Blue - Hit into the group in front.

Graham Norton - A screaming Iron

I love the saying let the big dog eat


here is another one

elephants a ss: It is high and it stinks

i call my partner hasslehoff if it ends up in the sand....

I hate guys that say "that dog will hunt" and "get in the hole"

I played witha southern boy a few weeks ago that kept saying "man, thts stronger than goats breath." I couldnt contain myself.

I was at the tournament when they called sergio Mrs. Hingis.....Same guys kept yelling "you the wo-man! everytime he teed off....