Got a swing named after you?

These may be old but they made me laugh.


GOLF PHRASES

Bunker Play

·A Princess Grace - should've taken a driver

·A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

·An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

·An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker

Ball Striking

·An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

·A Russell Grant - a fat iron

·A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
·A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
·A Rodney King - over-clubbed

·An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

·A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

·A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

·A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

·A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

·A Robin Cooke - it died on the hill

Putting

·A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

·A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

·A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

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And remember whatever the score enjoy your golf .

A few dodgy ones there. I suppose you'd have to know your playing partners well before uttering some of them.

I always took Paula Radcliffe to mean:

"I thought it would run but it just stopped"

...or A Diego Maradonna - very nasty little five footer.

Here's a few more I stole from another site:

A Kate Moss - a bit thin

A Cathy Freeman - Ugly, but runs well

A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole

Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole

I got a good one for one guy in our group. His name is John. He uses a blade putter and has a real quick stroke and doesn't take it far back and rushes it on the through swing. He is very prone to miss short putts. When he misses a short one we call him John Bon Jabby (in reference to John Bon Jovi for those of you outside the US)

A Peter Crouch - Just did'nt have the legs

Jermain Defoe - short but a good strike

Putting - a Mick Jagger - Lip Out

Babu, Bloody Awful But Useful

A Colonel Sanders - Laying up, rather than carrying a hazard "chicken out"

Dunno if this has anything to do with it, but around my club, I have a swing named after me. Whenever anyone skys it, they call it the "Tim" cause I sky my drives about 9/10 times. But I'm working on it!

Great post Bagfull. Certainly made me laugh.

Sam

fart master flex
a buddy of mine is in to body building and can be seen flexing his muscles in a mirror just about anywhere. He also is pretty proud to flex some other muscles that release some gas so the nickname I gave him was fart master flex, after a rapper, funk master flex.
so anyway, if you swing at a ball really hard and hit it reallly sh@#ty, then you have done a fart master flex

How about a NITBY, when having to play a short shot over a bunker!
Stands for Not In The Bunker Yet!!!

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