nick names to the way friends play.

there was,
Sleepy Mick----------------Always asleep.
Tom the bomb------------Always blew up
Joe the Iron---------------Never used a wood
Tutting George-----------Always tutted when he missed a putt
Slow Ron
Ultra Slow Ron-----------All very Slow
Rigormortas Ron
Fast Eddie
After 8 Bill---------------Always walked in from the 8th
Doug the Back----------Had a hump Back
The White Hunter------Always in the trees
Sweet swinging Berny---Always chewed sweets
Just a few,have you any good ones?.

Irish Paddy...........loves using his TREE wood (three must be said with irish accent lol)

Larry the Lunge
Chunky Charlie
Bananna Bill
Short Putt Sharon
White Stake Willie
Jerky Jerry

At my club we have christened one fellow Precious Pete (even though his real name is Bruce) because he is so easily distracted over any shot he plays and is very quick to blame any poor shot on any external distractions...

The last time I saw him go nuts was on the first tee at our last Medal Day, here's Precious standing over his opening tee shot, going with a 5 wood for safety and he gets it off the toe and blocks it out onto an adjoining fairway.

Well he turns to the masses waiting to follow him and picks out the one guy who was using the ball washer and gives him mouthful for putting him off...

Very funny...

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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe....

The Crocodile: Snaps at anything that moves.

Slightly different, I heard someone describe a bad shot as a "Son in Law" shot. When asked they said "Not what we were expecting but it will have to do"

Just some more I remembered.

Sunset Ron
No Laces Dave
Long Dick
Short Dick
Straight Dick
Slamming Sam
Overthehill Bill
Kack handed Harry
Web foot Tony