This is funny

Well I just finished my 18 holes in my Varsity tournament(I'm a freshman) and I shcored a 102. Well my coach dropped me off at my mom's school. My mom teaches 2nd grade so when I went to her class for the first time during class hours, the kids had no idea who I was. One of them actually thought I was my mom's DAD! Which I really don't understand because I am 14 and my mom is 54 but I think they said that because of my height. Well one kid asks if he can have my autograph and I was like WOW(even though I didn't say it)! Well I give him my autograph and another kid wants one. Then there's a LINE wanting my autograph! Then my mom tells them that I am not a famous golfer so it's really not much getting my autograph and I was like "Yes I am!" One kid says he likes golf and he says it's hard and I say it is hard but it can be fun and challenging. So one girl asks my mom if they can go on a field trip somewhere and I can teach them how to play! I can't wait to tell my coach about this. I bet he is going to laugh.

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5-8-07:Shot a 56 (out of 63 )at the District tournment.
6-22-07: Played 18 holes for the first time. Scored a 118.
6-29-07: Scored a 108!!!
10-19-07: Scored a 102!!!
11-??-07: Scored a 98!!!

My pro set:
Driver: Nike SasQuatch Sumo2 9.5* stiff shaft
Woods: Hippo 3 wood 15*
Irons: Nike ignite Irons 3 hybrid 4-PW(extended 1.5 in.)
Wedges: TaylorMade 56* RAC Black TP
Putters: White Hot XG 2-Ball putter by Odyssey

I'm going to beat Tiger Woods and become Cougar Forest .

I hope my son reads this. He is your age and shoots the same number.